Crumple or Fold

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Crumple vs. Fold

Bunch or Crumple
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Fold
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Postby B Luc » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:17 pm

Big Slick wrote:does anyone ever talk to the person in the stall next to you when you are pewpn'?

Negative. I'm about the task at hand, getting in and getting out. I'll talk to myself if I'm home, but that's about it.
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Postby MCA » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:17 pm

Big Slick wrote:
does anyone ever talk to the person in the stall next to you when you are pewpn'?


Yes. Only if its an inner sanctum work friend though.
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Postby random internet username » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:18 pm

the kiecker being a plumber have you ever encountered someone who has had to employ "the stick" in order to flush their business
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Postby MCA » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:18 pm

Half of my posts on this tonight were while i was shitting, and yes, my legs went numb.
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Postby B Luc » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:18 pm

mark wrote:so the baby wipe is like the cadillac of pewp and we are talking about at home comfort. or are you people always found with baby wipes on you? i've given the wipe a shot in the past but didnt find it comforting enough to stay with me.

mark try TP, then baby wipe, then last round of tp. you'll thank me.
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Postby Giggles » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:18 pm

No Mark baby wipes are typically the product of pewping, and then seeing a thing of baby wipes and saying to yourself "SWEET" and treating yourself to one.
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Postby B Luc » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:20 pm

I have baby wipes at home but traditionally use them for a quick clean up spill in the ktichen or toothpaste pray on the mirror. When i travel i do keep a small package with me. you can find them in most major airports if you run out.
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Postby Bob Buster » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:20 pm

Big Slick wrote:does anyone ever talk to the person in the stall next to you when you are pewpn'?


I can't talk to anyone when I'm in a bathroom and feel awkward if someone in the next stall tries to start a conversation.

I don't understand people that talk on the phone while they're on the crapper, I try to fart as loud as possible if someone next to me is on the phone so the person on the other end knows they're talking to someone taking a shit.
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Postby B Luc » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:21 pm

Bob Buster, I find it rude to tlak to someone while dropping one. I also find it weird when a chick is on the phone while peeing.
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Postby B Luc » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:22 pm

McAdam wrote:Obviously I sat there and played brick-breaker until he was long gone.


I LOL'd at this.
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Postby BS1 » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:23 pm

McAdam wrote:Half of my posts on this tonight were while i was shitting, and yes, my legs went numb.


you know you have had a good pewp when the legs fall asleep....at least twice a week for me. I don't like to rush my pewps
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Postby Giggles » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:23 pm

B Luc wrote:Bob Buster, I find it rude to tlak to someone while dropping one. I also find it weird when a chick is on the phone while peeing.


Chicks are always on the phone. This shouldn't surprise anyone.
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Postby random internet username » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:23 pm

talking with someone else while pooping is unneccessary. letting a loud fart or a rapid fire release go while someone else is in the bathroom is also not welcome in my book. when in a situation with others in the room i prefer to wait for them to do something loud before i squeeze one out whether its a flush or the sink or talking, typically i clench until i hear the sink stop and the door close. as soon as the door closes i try to get it done and really get after it.
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Postby MCA » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:26 pm

Anybody openly hold it for a few hours to let it stew so its extra big, quick, and relaxing?

Yeah...me neither.
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Postby random internet username » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:26 pm

it is very easy to identify when the person on the other end of the phone is TWP or talking while pewping if you will, the room sounds hollow there is an echo and typically the voice is a little muffled yet uncomfortably loud as if its pushed closer to the mouth.
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