Keeping Up With The Kwallz

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On what would happen if a sex tape of Odom and Khloé leaked: “When people see us in person, they see Khloé’s not small. I’m not small. People see us and are probably like, Damn, I wonder how that looks. We wouldn’t have anything to be ashamed about, but no, that’s not going down.”

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Another Kardashian is being offered big bucks to take it all off, but this time it’s not one of the sisters. That’s right: It’s time for little brother Rob’s naked moment of glory. “We’d offer Rob Kardashian $45,000 to pose for Playgirl,” a rep for the magazine, Daniel Nardicio, tells Life & Style’s Scene Queens. “Since he’s already a model, he’d be a perfect fit for Playgirl.”

In fact, Rob once took his modeling so seriously, he considered dropping out of college to pursue it full time. Another great reason to feature Rob? “He’s hot. Like real hot,” Nardicio tells the Scene Queens.

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That's Kourtney Kardashian's douchebag of a boyfriend Scott Disick getting into his $400,000 Lamborghini Murcielago. I will now go beat my head against the wall.

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On Sunday's episode of "Kourtney & Kim Take New York," Kim, 30, burst into tears over her naked pictorial spread in W magazine. Claiming she was misled, she moaned that the pics were "full-on porn."

But W mag sees it differently. On Tuesday, a rep for the fashion bible told fashion blog The Cut, "In keeping in line with the theme of W Magazine's November Art Issue, Kim Kardashian's cover was conceived as an artistic collaboration with well-known artist Barbara Kruger, and was a meditation on the influence that reality TV has on contemporary culture."

Praising the E! star's cultural influence, the W rep continued, "The inside portfolio documented the career and power of Kim Kardashian as a work of art, using the language of artists like Jeff Koons ... and Gilbert & George."

Kim's complaint about the photos: "The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen." The star threatened, "I'm never taking my clothes off again, even if it's for Vogue."

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she left out the part where she posed for the March issue of FHM UK.

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Dear Lugz,

Please do not post ANY pics of Khloe.

Thanks,
The Entire BSSMB

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The Kwallz....some guys are into Sasquatch!

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You could just send those pics directly to VTexpos through Facebook. Thanks again.