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Postby Giggles » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:43 pm

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Postby Boston » Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:25 pm

1. [Warning: This will be insufferable.] "Before you start feeling too sorry for poor, mixed-up, closeted celeb Butter P*ssy and how the babe's scared coming out will affect her and her loved ones' incomes, listen up. Butter's hardly a saint.

Far from it.

Sometime ago, Ms. P*ssy, who's really fabulous at her very celebrated career, came home from a hard day's work and her man happened to be home. But he wasn't alone:

Butter found the partner she genuinely cared for-but whom she also conveniently used (a lot) to help sell her fake heterosexuality to the gullible public-in bed. With company. And it wasn't another chick, either!

Butter's man was in bed with…one of Ms. P*ssy's employee's. How awful! How humiliating! How déclassé!

So, Butter-babe did what any megastar worth her very butch reputation would do: She got a knife and threatened to "cut" the philandering partner. And guess what?

She did! Badly. So much so, the sliced-up dude had to be taken to the hospital-and his recovery took some time.

Now, to make up for things, the cheating dude who got knifed by the always well-coiffed and formidable Butter P*ssy gets regular paychecks, per their postknifing financial arrangement.

And some folks think the guy's sticking around (and getting to enjoy the fancy life), just to help Butter parlay that straight-chick image.

Well, maybe a little-and maybe a little because both players here do still care for each other. But trust, those aren't the emotional ties than bind them.

It's blood. Literally.

AND IT AIN'T: Jada Pinkett-Smith, Dolly Parton, Diane Lane"


2. "These two singers are always compared to one another in the press. They look like each other, sort of sound the same, and are going for the same target audience. You'd be surprised to know however, that both are perpetuating this public ‘competition' because it boosts the sales of both."


3. "This actor is scheduled to appear on the cover of a major magazine soon. The photo was planned well in advance, and the magazine shelled out a lot of benjamins for the privilege. But now there's a big old hairy problem. The accompanying article was supposed to be a complete puff piece. However, due to some recent events that our actor couldn't control, the editors have a dilemma. If they don't mention the controversy, they'll appease the actor, and he will continue to favor them when he plugs a project. If they do use the new information (complete with some racy photos), they'll alienate the actor. They'll also face certain legal action by the actor and his singer. But the magazine would definitely sell more copies."
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Postby Giggles » Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:48 pm

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Postby tballa55 » Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:21 pm

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Postby Boston » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:45 pm

Thursday

1. "This B/C television/film actress in the tabloids frequently, is in trouble with an online retailer and doesn't know it. It seems her ex opened up an account on her card to purchase a subscription of naughty videos for couples. She hasn't paid her bill and instead of legal action, the company is considering selling the info first because it's so salacious."


2. "This actress' boyfriend has been hinting to her that he got her a very special Christmas gift… and that it's even better than the one she wanted. She has been excitedly telling friends that she is sure it's an engagement ring with an even bigger diamond than she requested. Who wants to be the one to break the news to her that her not-ready-for-marriage boyfriend actually bought her a Nook instead of a Kindle? Hope it's aerodynamic, because she is totally going to throw that thing at him."


3. "Another classless no tipper today. This formerly B list television actor is known more now for trying to break Scott Baio's record of most people to have sex with in Hollywood without actually doing anything anymore. Sure, our actor was once on a hit show but that was ages ago. Apparently he is still enough of a draw that a club in LA recently comped our actor 15 bottles of booze. At the prices they charge for bottle service that is like the national debt of some countries. Anyway, our actor occupied the services of two waitresses and other staff for several hours while he and his party partied. At the end of the night, our actor just walked out into the night. No tip, no thanks and has not been back."



Wednesday

1. "There have been several celebrity couple breakups lately and we just got word about the reason for one of them. This recent breakup allegedly happened because the male partner in the relationship visited one too many strip clubs in the past few months and ended up having a brief affair with one of the dancers."


2. "I mentioned yesterday that there are a few more details about one of the recent splits announced in Hollywood this week. Turns out there was someone else: his love interest this season on his TV show. Their chemistry was so crazy and so evident to everyone that writer and producers, seeing it play out on set, actually cranked up their sex scenes to capture it for show. Her career has seen a resurgence since. Eventually the two fell in love. They were together, very close, at a Halloween party in New York this fall hosted by a famously controversial writer (this isn't a super important detail) and those who observed them that night are not surprised now that he's ended it with his wife."


3. "This girl is already in trouble, so we'll try to take it easy on her. On her recent tour, she frequently kicked everyone else off the tour bus so that she could bring random guys aboard. They would spend hours doing what hormonally-charged kids do while her band had to wait outside. One of the people who waited outside was her chaperon, a relative who knew exactly what was happening and did nothing. By the way, our girl loves to film everything. Everything. Yes, there is more than a chance that it will be made public soon."


4. "This reality star, well not really anymore thank goodness. Anyway, she recently got a $2,000 hair cut and did not tip anyone. She also said thank you to just one person and that was her bodyguard when he opened the door for her. Classless."



Tuesday

1. "Several years ago at Sundance, we told you about a reality star that gave a local the gift that keeps on giving for Christmas… an STD. The two had a hookup and he was left with a little surprise. He gave us a call yesterday and told us that she sent him a text wanting to know if there was room in his bed this year for her during Sundance. She also boasted about a secret new piercing she couldn't wait to show off. Doesn't she have a boyfriend?"


2. "This thought provoking A list television talk show host and stand up comedian recently broke off a relationship he was having with a model barely out of her teens. About 30 minutes after they broke up, he arranged for a towing company to find the Bentley he had leased her and have it towed to his place. His words to his assistant were, 'If she ain't f**kin' me, then she isn't driving the Bentley. When it comes back, get it washed, because I will have a new driver for it by the end of tonight.'"


3. "This TV Host has tried a couple of different strategies for attracting audiences. She was known for being rather mean and snarky in her last job, but when she got her own show, she decided to tone it down in order to successfully book guests. The ratings dipped and the show got shuffled around, so a new strategy is being put into place. Next year, she will be very lean and very mean. Girl is totally sharpening her claws, so January guests better beware."


4. "Over the weekend, this married B list movie actress was out everywhere and drinking and drinking and flirting with every guy she saw. I think she is looking for a replacement for that B list actor from a hit network comedy who dabbles in really bad movies. She definitely was not shy about looking and hinting."
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Postby tballa55 » Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:19 pm

3. "This girl is already in trouble, so we'll try to take it easy on her. On her recent tour, she frequently kicked everyone else off the tour bus so that she could bring random guys aboard. They would spend hours doing what hormonally-charged kids do while her band had to wait outside. One of the people who waited outside was her chaperon, a relative who knew exactly what was happening and did nothing. By the way, our girl loves to film everything. Everything. Yes, there is more than a chance that it will be made public soon."


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Postby tballa55 » Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:24 pm

2. "This thought provoking A list television talk show host and stand up comedian recently broke off a relationship he was having with a model barely out of her teens. About 30 minutes after they broke up, he arranged for a towing company to find the Bentley he had leased her and have it towed to his place. His words to his assistant were, 'If she ain't f**kin' me, then she isn't driving the Bentley. When it comes back, get it washed, because I will have a new driver for it by the end of tonight.'"


is George Lopez an A list talk show host? didn't think so.
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Postby Boston » Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:32 am

1. "According to a source, this aging male singer who was on the television circuit for a while was cruising for male prostitutes on a daily basis until he contracted a very serious STD. He now is so terrified of this happening again, he allegedly only goes online for steamy chat sessions."


2. "Just in time for Christmas, we proudly introduce the next generation version of Pillow. Wrecker is an actress, and she is only interested in men who are good-looking, famous… and who are already in relationships with other women. While she is working with your man, she goes to work on him. She's clever about it too. She will pal around with him rather innocently at first, then gradually seduce him with home-baked goods, sweet smiles, pouting, hair-tossing, and compliments. She always waits for him to make the first physical move. Once that happens, she will have his pants off so fast it would make your head spin. She is directly—yes, directly—responsible for wreaking havoc on three celebrity couples in the past three years."


3. "This, I guess B list television actor on a hit show for an almost network has been kind of quiet as of late. Still good looking, but staying out of the news as much as possible. He has also been quietly going to out patient rehab and going there most nights after he finishes shooting. The trigger that sent him there was when he attended a dinner for a UN Ambassador and got so hammered that he took a knife and carved his initials into a priceless sculpture."
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Postby Giggles » Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:44 am

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Postby Boston » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:40 am

1. "This A+ list movie actor gets charged by his wife each time they have sex. If he wants it, then he needs to give her the cash upfront. Well, if I had to have sex with him, I would probably want to get paid too. I wonder how much she charged him for the kid."


2. "Sometimes selecting between the truth and a lie is like selecting between the lesser of two evils. This movie actor is in a bad position no matter which story he tells. He screwed up big time, but if he tells the truth, he will likely lose both his SO and a good bit of his career. If he lies, he's just delaying the inevitable, and could eventually wind up in prison."


3. "This former A list singer is providing her boyfriend with $10,000 a month living expenses. You know, in addition to everything else she pays for."


4. "Speaking of money, this actor from a hit cable show is getting a divorce and one of the reasons is that his soon to be ex-wife pocketed about $200K of his money and won't tell him if she still has it or spent it."


5. "This star who was dumped by her BF is planning on having a major PR comeback with her current costar. Even though the relationship is said to be 100% fake, look for it to really help her career in 2011."


6. "Money is obviously not a problem for this B list movie and television actor who has serious hair issues to go along with his bad attitude. He had so many parking tickets for one of his cars that he just walked away from the car rather than pay the accumulated $10,000 in fines on the car."
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Postby mcm » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:42 am

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Postby Giggles » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:49 am

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Postby Boston » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:50 am

Yup on Douglas

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Postby vtexposfan » Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:23 pm

Tuesday 2 = Bill Maher?
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