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Postby mcm » Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:56 pm

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lugnutz wrote:Our talk was brief but she seems cool.
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Postby Boston » Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:29 pm

1. "This British actor known for his diverse range of theater, film and television productions made a cult favorite movie in the '80s that didn't do so well in the box office. He revealed recently he once had a sordid, "experimental" affair with a straight actor he worked with on that film. It was a short-lived romantic relationship, but the two remain good friends to this day."


2. "What do you do when your network reality star fiancee lets it be known to a very very wealthy businessman that she could be persuaded to dump her current fiancee if the businessman was to make her an offer? Oh, and she did it while her fiancee was 15 feet away."


3. "An American actor—who has been through multiple TV series and multiple marriages—booked a massage at an upscale hotel at a sunny resort location. When the masseuse arrived at his room, the actor drew the curtains, asked the masseuse to start on his feet, and phoned his movie actress wife. After a few minutes of telling his wife how much he loved and missed her, he opened his robe, and motioned for the masseuse to look at his very erect penis. He put his hand over the mouthpiece and asked for a blowjob. When the horrified worker said 'No,' the annoyed actor replied, 'I've never had anyone refuse me before!' The worker said, 'Well, now you have' and fled the room. The actor and his wife were divorced soon after, and they have both since remarried."
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Postby Giggles » Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:42 pm

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Postby Boston » Mon Dec 06, 2010 12:43 pm

1. "This idiot star of this almost networks few hit shows decided that he wanted to liven up a recent cast party. He spiked the punch they were using in a beer bong with roofies. Yeah. Fortunately he told everyone after only one person had done a bong and that person was fine. Nothing happened to our actor because he is the lead male on the show."


2. "On that same almost network from #1, there is an even more popular show. They had a female in a recurring role who is a B- list actress known for movies and television. She tried to have a production assistant fired because he came in her trailer without removing his shoes."


3. "This actress who is out of town promoting a film about to be released that she has a small part in, has already battled substance abuse and now is about to tackle a new challenge: motherhood. The troubled star hooked up with a random guy at a bar before leaving to promote the film and is now pregnant. She will probably say when the news comes out that the baby belongs to her boyfriend. It doesn't and couldn't since the two haven't slept together in six months."


4. "This B+ male actor on a CSI show has a loaded gun he keeps in plain view in his trailer. He loves showing it off. The problem is he drinks so much he shakes when he shows it off and scares the hell out of everyone."


5. "This actress has a big ego to go along with her big career. She's upgraded from TV star to movie star, and is enjoying the extra attention she's been receiving as a result. She recently attended the concert of an award-winning country star, and was given a spot near the stage. When fans recognized her, they went wild, and some actually surged toward the stage to get closer to the actress. Fortunately, no one was injured, but the actress refused to move, insisting that these were her fans, too, and that she should receive her share of the attention. The country singer was not amused, and has asked their security team to block any future attempts by the actress to pull a similar stunt."
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Postby Giggles » Mon Dec 06, 2010 12:49 pm

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Postby vtexposfan » Mon Dec 06, 2010 2:01 pm

I don't see the problem with number two. Sometimes you just drop your pants, take care of your business, and move on. I mean, she agreed to the quickie in the first place.
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Postby Mk » Mon Dec 06, 2010 2:02 pm

vtexposfan wrote:I love wordplay.
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Postby Boston » Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:57 am

1. "This C List actress leaves LA for Thanksgiving to be with family in the Midwest. This year she did a little Black Friday scamming shopping with family. She went to Target and got gift cards for spending a certain amount and then took all the stuff she bought back to Walmart. She ended up with large amounts of gift cards to both stores and no one batted an eye because she's famous. She was just in a movie so we don't see the need for her to abuse the system…"


2. "This actor is in more than a bit of trouble. There's a reason for his cheating and other bad behavior. It's the bottle. He's always had a problem, but now it's out of control. His wife (who is also a big celebrity) will stand by him as long as he agrees to go to rehab, which we hear will happen soon. The plan is to have him disappear over the holidays when everyone will simply be too busy to notice that he's gone. Personally, we hope the wife will go with him. Rehab can be so romantic."


3. "Which musically inclined actor secretly enjoys watching gay porn? He's straight - and has dated some of Hollywood's biggest starlets - but there's something about watching two guys together that turns him on. As for his long term girlfriend, she knows about his impressive gay porn collection, and she doesn't mind!"
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Postby Giggles » Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:03 pm

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Postby Boston » Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:45 am

1. "This very famous couple has been together more than ten years. Unfortunately, their relationship has gotten so rocky over the past couple of years that they should be divorced by now. However, the wife is very intent on holding the relationship together for at least another year. It's not because she's concerned about the money or keeping the family intact. It's because she thinks that her latest project was a great showcase for her talent, and she believes that a divorce would adversely affect her chances of finally winning an Oscar."


2. "Which A list star in the eyes of children everywhere just finished wrapping up a sex tape that will be ‘accidentally released' in the future?"
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Postby Giggles » Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:00 pm

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Postby Boston » Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:59 pm

1. "This B list star from TV and film is said to be giving her famous hubby a surprise Christmas gift this year. This is a gift that will benefit him and her. Can you guess what it is? Something he's been begging her to do since they got together. Yep, a breast enhancement because he says he his girlfriend prior to her had ‘amazing tits.' Nice."


2. "She was disappointed that her husband lusted after another woman. Disappointed that none of her relationships since have worked out. So this actress organized a cheerful holiday party for the crew of her recent film. But after a horrible phone conversation with her ex, she was so depressed that she disappointed everyone by not showing up at her own party."


3. "This A list singer, who is older than many retired people, used to also really want to be an actor. In fact, when he first started taking it seriously, he managed to land a role that was supposed to go to Marlon Brando. Of course Marlon was not willing to sleep with the director like our singer did."
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Postby Giggles » Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:08 pm

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Postby Boston » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:37 pm

1. "I don't know if this overrated B list actress is this former A list singer and now B list actor's girlfriend or friend or beard or just a fuck buddy. I do know though that she bought him a $25,000 cock ring for Christmas. It has diamonds. Those might leave a mark. Just sayin'."


2. "This singer started on a children's television show that is no longer on TV. He found fame and has straightened his life out, but claims he used to do cocaine on the set of the show with the cast, crew and producers."


3. "This celebrity couple presents a unified front to the public, but there's trouble behind the scenes. Mom wants the kid/s to carry on the family tradition of high-profile careers in show business. Dad wants the kid/s to have a school and sports-filled childhood with absolutely no television or film roles. Not even as extras. Guess he won't be happy when he learns that Mom has taken the kid/s to professional photographer for head shots and has been lining up auditions behind his back."
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