Jersey Shore - Miami
by lugnutz » Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:45 pm
Yeah I was having my kids while you all were in your PJ's, eating coco puffs trying to figure out why Kelly made your pants tight.
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by rearadmiral » Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:01 am
“You’ve been waiting for it for a long time, but you got it. You wanted it, you got it. We’re bringing it home.’’
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by Peter North » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:40 pm
LOL at the Magnum's....Rumor has it the situation has a non situation downstairs...
Now I understand why Mike Sorrentino is so cocky and happily shows off his abs whenever he can. He's lacking in the penis department! Florida club promoter Melody Eckerson spoke with Star magazine about her one-night stand with 'The Situation' and needless to say, it's not flattering.
"I wouldn't even call it a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes."
Strike one! Melody says the evening started out normal enough and admitted she even imagined what it would be like to be his girlfriend. All of those hopes and dreams went out the window when she got a glimpse of Mr. Winky.
"Let's just say, I'm thinking of my pinky."
Strike two! The Situation has little man syndrome and now I totally understand why he works hard to bulk up other parts of his body... Cause he has no bulk in his Calvin Klein undies.
I've been with a guy who was literally about the size of my pinky and it was the worst experience of my life. I didn't know this until we got down to business, otherwise I would've never done the dirty with him. There are outty bellybuttons that stick out further than the dude's penis that I was with. Sad and pathetic!
Now I understand why Mike Sorrentino is so cocky and happily shows off his abs whenever he can. He's lacking in the penis department! Florida club promoter Melody Eckerson spoke with Star magazine about her one-night stand with 'The Situation' and needless to say, it's not flattering.
"I wouldn't even call it a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes."
Strike one! Melody says the evening started out normal enough and admitted she even imagined what it would be like to be his girlfriend. All of those hopes and dreams went out the window when she got a glimpse of Mr. Winky.
"Let's just say, I'm thinking of my pinky."
Strike two! The Situation has little man syndrome and now I totally understand why he works hard to bulk up other parts of his body... Cause he has no bulk in his Calvin Klein undies.
I've been with a guy who was literally about the size of my pinky and it was the worst experience of my life. I didn't know this until we got down to business, otherwise I would've never done the dirty with him. There are outty bellybuttons that stick out further than the dude's penis that I was with. Sad and pathetic!
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by rearadmiral » Tue Nov 30, 2010 1:29 am
Post the link for Pokey.
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by lugnutz » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:40 pm
The pint-sized Jersey Shore star, 23, has agreed to crawl into a ball that will drop in New York City’s Times Square as the clock counts down to midnight on New Year’s Eve, according to The Hollywood Reporter.
Her castmates, including Mike “The Situationâ€
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by TchotchkeBG » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:30 am
Dear Santa:
I've been a good boy this year. All I want for Christmas is to hear stroke-addled Dick Clark slur through the word "situation."
--TchotchkeBG
I've been a good boy this year. All I want for Christmas is to hear stroke-addled Dick Clark slur through the word "situation."
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by Maury Ballstein » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:23 am
Snooki is being dropped into the NYC apple/ball? I can't believe there isn't outrage over this??? Seriously?? This is how we're going to look back at 2010?
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