Tim Tebow Is Making Shit Happen On The Baseball Diamond Today
Have yourself a fuckin’ day, Timmy Tebow. Clem blogged Tebow’s first spring training hit earlier today, which was an absolute PISS ROCKET through the left side:
And now this.
Serious question — Is there anything that Tim Tebow CANNOT DO on a baseball diamond? Because if there is, I’m not quite sure what that might be. Guy hits like Tony Gwynn, covers ground in the outfield like Willie Mays, and sets the baselines on fire like Rickey Henderson. His incredible display of baseball ability gave the Mets absolutely no choice but to keep him in camp. This decision obviously has absolutely nothing to do with spring training ticket sales and the fans that come out in droves to see Baseball Jesus. There aren’t a lot of us, but the Go Tebow Go bandwagon surely picked up some new passengers after today. You gotta believe.