Giancarlo Stanton Hit One Of Those Home Runs That Was Hit So Hard It's Almost Funny
That’s called fuck you power. Define “fuck you power”. Fuck you power is when you hit a baseball so hard that, on contact, there is zero doubt that the ball is gone. The pitcher knows it, the batter knows it, the fans know it, and the pitcher’s mom knows it, even though she doesn’t want to admit it. There’s no suspense at all, as the ball travels to the fence. There is only astonishment, as you watch to see how far it actually goes. That’s fuck you power. Giancarlo Stanton has it, and Barry Bonds invented it. This home run by BDS, his 22nd, was only 435 feet, but it almost went through the fucking wall out there. The longest home run hit by anybody this season? Big Dick Stanton. 490 feet.