Cody Bellinger Is An Absolute Sicko, Hits Two More Home Runs In 10th Straight Dodgers Win, Also Doesn't Know Who Jerry Seinfeld Is
Cody, if you’re reading this, which you very well could be because you’re 21 years old and the locker directly to your left has a Barstool sticker on it, I need you to listen to me. I’m not asking you. I’m telling you. You need to participate in the Home Run Derby this year. You’re 57 games into your major league career, and you’re already a superstar. Most of the world just doesn’t know it yet.
You know how you announce yourself to the world? Go to the All Star Game — which you’ll obviously get there since you’re leading the National League in homers, even though you got called up in the last week of April — enter yourself in the Home Run Derby, and put on a show with the whole world watching. The MLB has the most-viewed All Star Game out of all four major sports — A) because there aren’t any other sports on, and B) because it’s the only All Star Game that’s actually a true representation of a competitive regular season or even postseason game. Go there, and make them remember your name.
SVP finds out Cody Bellinger knows Jerry Seinfeld's name, but does not know what he does pic.twitter.com/sZqQIx0l22
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) June 24, 2017
Speaking of remembering names, Bellinger not knowing who Jerry Seinfeld is might be the most shocking thing I’ve seen since Brock Lesnar ended the Undertaker’s undefeated streak at WrestleMania. I’m not a big Seinfeld guy myself, more of a Curb guy, but to not even really know who he is or what he does is WILD. That just made SO many people feel incredibly old, including myself. Imagine knowing that there’s an entire generation out there right now that has no idea who Jerry Seinfeld is, and they didn’t even get that flashy thing in their eyes from Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones, nor will they get that reference. Yikes.
