This Video Where Blindfolded Guys Had To Tell The Difference Between A Guy's Ass And A Girl's Ass Has No Winners

First of all, this probably shouldn’t be hilarious but it still was to me every single time:

There’s something that cracks me up about a guy going whole hog on some dude’s ass in girl’s running shorts, complimenting it, and thinking it’s a girl’s ass while the guy awkwardly stands there getting felt up by another man. It’s such a bizarre set of circumstances that only exists because of these “Put two people in an empty room and have them do something weird” viral videos. And also, I want to believe you’d be able to tell a girl’s ass from a guy’s ass every single time but I’d bet it’s like one of those taste test things and it’s a million times harder than it looks. Especially if it’s some of these neat little possibly gay men like the kid above. That ass is probably more ready for public consumption than half the girls in here.

That said if you’re a girl and get identified as a guy’s ass, I think you jump off the nearest bridge ASAP. If there’s even a hint of femininity in your ass, the blindfolded guy is guessing woman every time. If you’re a woman and a guy is guessing you’ve got a dude’s ass, you need to get with a program. Start following some random faux fitness inspirational Instagrams and eat like a Dominican girl in the Bronx in the hopes that some sort of growth gets going because that seems like one of the most insulting things you could possibly say about a woman’s body.

PS I’m not even remotely a fan of this blindfolded girl’s Hunter S. Thompson fashion sense but still, niiiiice:

(h/t Distractify)