This Bald Eagle Swooping In To Steal Salmon Filets Should Be Thrown In The Central Park Penitentiary For Animals

Hooray America! What an amazing illustration of grace, coordination, and making the most of an opportunity. Eagles are the coolest birds in town. Whenever I see one, I yell out “look, an eagle!” Even when I’m alone.

Not to diminish from how great this video is, but the boatman clearly staged this. Just a perfectly-portioned filet of salmon sitting skin-down on a plate. Phone ready, even knew to tilt it sideways like he’s filming a fight for WorldStar. Music was a nice touch too.

Having said that, this bird belongs in the Central Park Penitentiary for criminals, aka the animals. Bruce and Oscar Quigley would have a few things to say about this cunt. Theft, fishing without a license, and flying under the influence add up to multiple life sentences for this balding eagle. Don’t forget to spread your wings when you drop the soap, cunt!