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So this pic of Johnny Manziel got passed around the internet yesterday and Mr. Heisman went on Twitter last night to dispel the rumors that he had a Longhorn tattooed on his ribcage. It would appear that a Alabama fan took exception to the fact that he exists, but it appeared that BamaBane forgot who he was messing with and Johnny Football replied with the absolutely devastating retort you see above. Is there anything this man can’t do? Football prodigy. Modern day Casanova. The deadly wit of a 13 year old kid with a headset playing Call of Duty on Xbox Live. Definition of an all around threat.
By thetallone posted March 13th, 2013 at 4:10 PM
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  by mike jordan on March 13, 2013 at 4:15 pm
  what is with these white QBs and the fuckin tats? Can't pull that look off.
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  by kbsmoka on March 13, 2013 at 4:17 pm
  Just like you can't pull off that mike jordan avatar name....
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  by mike jordan on March 13, 2013 at 4:18 pm
  shit, KBsmoka is johnny football
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  by Parmesan on March 13, 2013 at 4:21 pm
  Alabama is going to dry hump his ass up and down the field next fall
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  by animalman on March 13, 2013 at 4:21 pm
  longhorn tattoo and he plays for the aggies? that's a new one...
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  by ironpig on March 13, 2013 at 4:35 pm
  bigger mistake was not going after that 1996 choker necklace
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  by dillfunk on March 13, 2013 at 4:35 pm
  It looks like he had one of those rib cage protectors surgically implanted
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  by bananapeeljohnson17 on March 13, 2013 at 4:39 pm
  this fuckin guy keeps shitting everywhere and he has no idea that it stinks..in fact it stinks like shit
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  by urmomsfavplayer on March 13, 2013 at 5:08 pm
  @ironpig..thats clearly a drawstring to some type of hat, dolt.
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  by dustman on March 13, 2013 at 5:21 pm
  nice necklace bro
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  by rmd2727 on March 13, 2013 at 5:34 pm
  ironpig and dustman, thats the string that keeps a hat on, nice try tho
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  by orrjay on March 14, 2013 at 12:33 am
  Maybe he is just a big fan of beef jerky?
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  by jesuseffingchrist on March 15, 2013 at 3:33 am
  You know his mom would be like whats up.
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