Hey bro, you know that trick you did at the X Games on national TV where you do the backflip but fall off half way through and break your skull then let your runaway snowmobile plow into the crowd and trample everybody to death? That one sucked. 0′s across the board. Clean it up next X Games please.
PS- Kind of a perfect metaphor for my weekend right here. Start off so promising, quickly take a turn for the worse and get out of control fast, come to with a massive headache and possible broken bones while putting everyone in my immediate vicinity in danger, people around me disappointed and possibly dead. Poetic how that works out.

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