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Huff Po - When it comes to paying his bar tab, this guy’s on the fence. A New Hampshire man tripped and impaled his leg on a fence after allegedly trying to flee without paying his bill at Manchester’s Hilton Garden Inn, WHDH reported. Firefighters had to cut through 18 inches of pole to free the unidentified man on Saturday night. He was responsive and didn’t sustain any major injuries. “He was actually in pretty good shape. He was texting and making phone calls. He was very cooperative,” Manchester Fire Lt. Max Chiasson told the station. He recovered quickly in a local hospital, WMUR reported. He underwent minor surgery for the injury. It’s unclear whether he’ll face charges for the flop.

You know what, it’s easy to call this the worst dine and dash ever just based off the picture of the dude impaled through a chain link fence.  But I guess I kind of got to wait to see how this pans out before passing judgement?   Like if the Manchester Hilton Garden Inn ends up making the dude pay then yeah we can all laugh at him and be like “hahaha you got stuck in a fence asshole!  Nice escape plan!  Really thought that one out didn’t you shithead!  I’m running I’m running I’m hopping a fence ahhhh I’m impaled.”   But if he doesn’t have to pay?  If they forgive the bar tab?  Umm genius me one time!  Dude barely even hurt himself.   Cops show up and he’s sitting there texting and tweeting his dick off just waiting for an 18 inch rob to be removed from his leg.  Sure he had minor surgery but he’s already been released.  I’ll spend an hour in the OR every night of the week if it means all my $8 Bud Lights and $12 tequila shots total up to zero dollars.