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Chronicle – TOOWOOMBA mother Kylie Steger’s appetite for fast food has been ruined by a rude surprise at the bottom of a burger box. Mrs Steger was irate after lifting up her Hungry Jack’s hamburger last Thursday to find a crude picture of a penis drawn on the inside of the box. She said grabbing a takeaway dinner for her husband and two children from the Alderley St outlet had been a regular habit. “Every week we get takeaway because we are always late with football and netball for the kids,” Mrs Steger said. “It is like a little treat.” Mrs Steger said the weekly dinner stop would now come to an end. “It literally made me sick,” she said. “If they have drawn that in there, what else have they done to my burger?”

Christ get over it lady.  You got dicked.  Big whoop.  Happened to literally 100% of the population who ever went to school and owned a notebook or binder.  Deal with it.  Not like there was a real dick in there hiding under your burger patty that sprang to life and fucked your face.  You got a ballpoint pen sketch of a cock and a nutsack.  Cry about it.  Seriously you want a nice meal go somewhere with tablecloths.   You want a rock hard dick drawn on your box and a loogie between the buns go get some “takeaway” on the way home from “netball.”  Fuck out of my face with that burger dick already.