UK – A furious wife kicked her husband out of the family home after he offered to leave her and his kids for one night with Kelly Brook. The man made the remark in the comments section of the Mail Online over a feature showing photos of the model in sexy lingerie.
He posted: “She is so sexy, I would leave my wife and kids for one night with her!”
His comment sparked criticism from others with many giving it a negative rating. Unbeknown to him, one user was his wife who decided to post a message herself. She wrote: “My idiot husband forgot his comments are linked to his Facebook account.
“You don’t deserve our beautiful kids and I hope your brother has room on his sofa because I’m having the locks changed.”
What is this chick stupid? Bro do you even internet? When you log on to a website or blog to leave a comment you’re allowed to say literally anything and everything that you want to and it has zero consequences in the real world. I mean that’s basic Internet Commenting 101 stuff. Do you think every Barstool commenter ACTUALLY goes into the bathroom at work to masturbate to every post that features hot pictures of girls? Do you think they will literally drag their penis through miles of broken glass and various sharp objects just to sniff the flatulence of a pretty model? Of course not. Well actually the first one is questionable, but they definitely wouldn’t do the fart thing. You just say outrageous stuff to try and get upvotes or maybe downvotes if you like trolling. It’s called being anonymous on the internet*, learn it.
*I really hope tomcowan is a made up name and not this dude’s real name or else he is the worst internet commenter ever.
PS – He totally would leave you and your shitty kids for Kelly Brook in real life.