Source– Police identified the intruder as an 18-year-old University of Georgia student because she left her Facebook page on the computer’s screen in her haste to leave the home. The 33-year-old resident was upset over the intrusion, but even more distraught because the unwanted visitor urinated on her couch, police said. The victim left her home on Saturday to spend the night at her boyfriend’s residence. When she returned at about 12:30 p.m. Sunday, the blond-haired stranger was sitting on her couch, she told police. The intruder “stammered and apologized,” then quickly gathered her few belongings and left through the front door, according to police.
When viewing the Facebook page on the victim’s computer screen, the victim saw photographs that matched the intruder, police said. The page included the suspect’s telephone number, but when police called, it went directly to voicemail. The suspect left open a Facebook instant message box in which she was chatting with someone to whom she even gave the victim’s address, police said. The victim told officers that “the worst part” of the intrusion was that the suspect relieved herself in her living room.
No biggie here. Peeing all over UGA campus while trying not to get arrested is basically a rite of passage for everyone who goes to college in the state of Georgia. Little bit bold to do it in some random chick’s house but hey, better than pushin your snatch against the wall of a bar and sleeping it off in jail. Gotta question the reasoning behind sticking around until noon the next day though. That’s a head scratcher. Blacking out 101 dictates that when you wake up you: 1) Check for injuries/missing organs; 2) See if you know where the fuck you are; and 3) If you don’t know where you are, get the fuck out of there. It’s not time to check out Kim’s spring break photos. A status update about how great you are at breaking and entering isn’t the best idea. And when the owner comes home you can’t be sittin there making playlists on Spotify and FaceChatting. Just flip the cushion and book it sweetheart.
P.S. For god’s sake, why don’t chicks know about incognito browsing mode? Worse than old people. Learn to hide your tracks ladies.