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MSN – Win the lottery, and you can pay off bills and buy necessities, or you can blow it all on a good time. And then there are the brothers in Wichita, Kan., who managed to do both. The two were celebrating their $75,000 worth of good fortune with a marijuana-and-meth bash, officials said, when they paused to refill the butane torches they were using to light their bongs. Soon enough, vapors reached the furnace pilot. The resulting kaboom gave one brother second-degree burns and ruined his Kansas Lottery T-shirt, and it landed the other in jail after he confessed to police.

Whole internet is laughing at these bros saying how stupid they are and how embarrassing this is.  As if just because they won a big cash windfall they should all of a sudden be above cooking meth in their basement while smoking weed out of a bong with a butane torch 1 foot away from it and the furnace.  Not me.  Fucking hate when money changes people bro.  So sad.  You know how like 100% of people who win the lottery go bankrupt or end up committing suicide?  It’s because they start to live way beyond their means. They buy fancy cars and big houses and quit their jobs because they just want to sit around being rich lazy pieces of shit.   But not these guys.  Stayed true to themselves.  They like smoking cheap drugs in flammable places and they like doing that whether they have 75 bucks in the bank or 75 thousand.  Something to be said about a couple of dudes staying true to their roots and I for one won’t be piling on these brothers.  3rd degree burns and arrest charges and your entire lotto win now going straight to covering medical bills and  shit load of ointment is a small price to pay for not changing who you are.