TULANE - Tulane University Police Department is investigating the theft of more than 2,000 copies of The Tulane Hullabalooâ€™s Feb. 28 issue from newsstands across the universityâ€™s campus on Thursday. Â Hullabaloo Distribution Manager James Arney said he first noticed the theft after he had nearly finished delivering the newspapers. Â â€śI came back from Diboll Parking Garage for my second-to-last paper delivery,â€ť Arney said. â€śI was going to take [the newspapers from the Lavin-Bernick Center] to Reily, and then, I noticed they werenâ€™t there. So I looked in the recycling bin and there were, like, 10 stacks [of papers] in there.â€ť Arney said he tried to recover some still-usable papers from the bin and then alerted The Hullabalooâ€™s managing editorial board. Â Hullabaloo staff writer Sam Fishman said he saw two men stealing and disposing of newspapers near Phelps House. Â â€śI saw them walking with two stacks of paper in each hand, so I followed them,â€ť Fishman said. â€śI saw them open the recycling bins behind Phelps, and one guy threw it in.â€ť
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Worst fucking pledges ever. Â Hey morons the point is to do this quietly and secretly. Â Not let every newspaper distributer and campus cop in a mile radius watch you take 2,000 papers and dump them in the first public trash can you come across. Â Somebody’s getting a paddle shoved so far up their ass we’ll never see it again. Â Anyway I guess what shocks me is that the frat wanted to cover this up in the first place? Â Cover what up, getting in a little bit of trouble for drug possession? Â Having a few bags of weed and E and molly and coke and shit lying around your house? Â Â So un-Tulane like. Â I mean this is Tulane’s bread and butter. Â Hard drugs and partying. Â 3 trips to Mardi Gras taught me that the hard way. Â Just seems weird they’d want to cover it up instead of taking a full page ad out themselvesÂ promotingÂ how hard Kappa Sig goes.
I guess that settles it. Â We officially need to bring the Blackout down to New Orleans. Â We get it. Â You guys like to party. Â We like to party. Â Match made in Heaven. Â Also seems like some people might need a little cheering up after a rough month so it’s kind of our duty to head down and fuck shit up a little bit…
Blackout New Orleans – Sugar Mill – April 12th – Tickets on sale Friday at NoonÂ