Norweigian Translation - Thursday night put Petter KVERNENG, Cathrine Johansen and several other friends and laughing all the strange pictures on facebook where people hold up signs that read, “if I get a million likes, papa will buy me a dog.” Peter and Catherine had the idea to make his own way and wrote a poster with the words “Cathrine says that I can get of 1 m” likes “, she will have sex with me. Please share and like. ” The two twenty year olds from Inderøy took a picture where both posed with a poster and posted it on facebook Thursday night. During the night, took it off completely and Friday afternoon had photo spread worldwide and a half million people had pressed “like”. It was meant as a joke for our group of friends. I had guessed that we’d got a hundred “likes” but now, we have half a million, says KVERNENG. The big question now of course is what happens if Peter actually get a million “likes”. Me and Cathrine are not romantically or anything like that. We know each other from high school and have never been more than friends.
Now THIS is how you fucking facebook. Not stupid updates of what you’re doing every 5 seconds. I’m watching TV. I’m so bored. I’m taking a poop. Not pictures of what you’re cooking for dinner or song lyrics about why your relationship isn’t working out. Just putting up a simple picture and using the power of the Like to get yourself laid. Absolute beast mode. Seriously I don’t even know what this article is asking? What happens when he gets a million likes? Umm he fucks his friend Cathrine. That’s what happens. He shoves his dick in her and annihilates her. That was the deal. Wake up. Everybody knows there’s no reneging on a million fucking Like bet.
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