Alright 2013 is underway and we’re looking to shake up Barstool U a little bit. Get a little diversity on here instead of just all kmarko all the time. Every other site has 2-4 bloggers pitching in whereas the U is just me and one TallOne blog a week. So the only logical step is to open the official search for a new contributing writer. Free up a little time for me to write longer shit and original material and maybe take my first vacation in 4 years. Hey I get like 10 emails a day from people saying they want to blog so I guess it’s time to start actually reading their shit?
So if you’re looking to get involved with the Stool now is your chance. Last two part time writers we brought on board are now full time. Feitelberg and JMac making the big bucks blogging up a storm. Odds are good that if you do a good job you’ll see your role get expanded.
Here’s the drill. Same as usual for these type of searches. DO: email me with your name, brief description of yourself and what your deal is, and a link to your blog, to firstname.lastname@example.org. If you don’t have a blog start up a free one on Blogger or WordPress and update it as if you were running the Stool. Last resort would be to copy and paste me some sample blogs into the email if you have to. But that’s the most important part and the only way for me to tell if you’re any good. Reading real blogs. DON’T: Send me your resume. I don’t care. Word freezes my computer so no attachments. If there’s something super important in there you want me to know like you won the Pulitzer Prize in Blogging in 2012 just let me know in the email. But I don’t care what your GPA was or what investment bank your dad got you an internship in in the summer of ’11.
This is open to everyone. College kids taking like the minimum amount of classes with time on their hands, recently graduated bros not interested in finding a job yet. Anyone who thinks they’re funny and wants a shot at getting their shit read by millions of people a month on the best network of blogs on the internet. Just be funny and relevant and able to dedicate some time to pitching in and I’ll give you a look. Also one of your responsibilities will probably be working on smokeshows so if talking to blazing hot girls with the Stool name behind you interests you, I’d try out.