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DM -- A woman has been accused of breaking into a house, washing the dishes, tidying and vacuuming before leaving a bill with her name on it for $75. When police confronted Susan Warren, 53, about the alleged early-morning break in, she told them she ‘does it all the time’. Warren allegedly broke into the home in Westlake, Ohio after picking the house at random while driving down the street, she said. When the homeowners’ 18-year-old daughter woke up to find the house had been cleaned, she assumed her parents had organised a maid. The woman had taken out the trash, vacuumed the carpet and cleaned up the playroom, victim Sherry Bush told WKYC. ‘There were some coffee mugs that my husband had out,’ she said. ‘She had washed them all. ‘She wrote a note [on a napkin] and left it on the table, saying, “$75 I was here to clean”, and left her name and number,’ Bush said.

Are cleaning ladies the most insufferable people in the world? I think they have to be. Holy shit I’ve never seen somebody so on their high horse about cleaning toilets for a living. We get a cleaning lady once a week and she acts like she fucking owns the place. Starts vacuuming at 7 AM, dusts all around the TV while I’m trying to watch SportsCenter, sings some kind of songs in a language I’ve never heard, always moves shit to places I don’t want it and knocks out the wireless every fucking time. I swear to God one day she asked me when I’m gonna get a real job. Hey lady, mind your fucking business and go clean my dishes! I don’t get it. Cleaning ladies, you ain’t that special. $75 bucks to take out the trash and pick up some toys? When are you gonna get a real job?