How to join the NFL:
1) Pick out nice suit and 1-9 gigantic pieces of bling
2) Accept phone call from GM/Head Coach
3) Hug Goodell
4) Follow <3ThickRedBone<3 and Ms. Jazi XXX and start DM’ing. You’re a pro athlete now bro. Getting your dick sucked by porn stars is just par for the course.
I think Tavon Austin will fit in just fine.