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Superfan Cam Newton At The Auburn/Alabama Hoops Game

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Aside from Joe Flacco does any NFL quarterback have it better than Cam Newton right now? Sure Brady has Giselle and a new super mansion. Sure Drew Brees and Aaron Rodgers are breaking all sorts of records and racking in record contracts. But they’ve got wives to tie them down, or kids running around all over the place, or fan bases pissed at them for playoff failures. All the pressures that come with being middle aged veterans who have had a taste of success and fans up their ass and radio talk shows slamming them or off the field responsibilites. Meanwhile Cam is a single millionaire NFL QB back in college. Taking classes and going to hoops games leading the megaphone chants. Slamming coeds and hitting up keg parties and shit. 23 years old with a fat bank account and a college lifestyle. Coming off a semi-disappointing season but who the fuck cares in Carolina? It’s Carolina. Probably still riding high from his record setting rookie year. Bottom line is if you’re not jealous of Cam’s life right now you’re a delusional hater plain and simple. Winning can wait until like age 25. For now let’s focus on banging sorority sluts.

By kmarko posted February 7th, 2013 at 12:05 PM

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by charlie_murphy on February 7, 2013 at 12:09 pm
Who cares.
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by buster hyman on February 7, 2013 at 12:12 pm
we're going to need Mo's expertise on why the darks wear winter hats above their ears..
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by redsox3288 on February 7, 2013 at 12:13 pm
Was he going to an ugly sweater party after or does he enjoy dressing like a douche bag
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by chrisherrensdrugdealer on February 7, 2013 at 12:15 pm
WYR: auburn poon vs. lauren tannehill
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by seth2021 on February 7, 2013 at 12:19 pm
Im white...got one thing up on Cam.
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by Doesthisgetmelaid on February 7, 2013 at 12:20 pm
Semi disappointing year? He had almost identical numbers and less Ints, on a terrible team with little to no help. They even improved their record. It was his second year which means defenses had time to game plan for him. Just because he did not get the media coverage does not mean he had a disappointing year. Cam Newton is one of the best things going in the NFL. ESPN sucks balls.
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by wright82 on February 7, 2013 at 12:26 pm
they started the season 2-8 and missed the playoffs. I think that qualifies as a semi disappointing season. and what world do you live in where cam newton got no media coverage?
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by help on February 7, 2013 at 12:28 pm
Everyone knows he made all his money in college anyways.
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by redsox3288 on February 7, 2013 at 12:28 pm
@Doesthisgetmelaid Go french fries, pound cake fist yourself
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by RC Cola on February 7, 2013 at 12:29 pm
buster- this has baffled me since I saw Carl Winslow rocking that look on Family Matters
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by raulduke on February 7, 2013 at 12:56 pm
its Carolina? They were in the super bowl this decade.... something about 75% of the league cant say.
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by gunner72 on February 7, 2013 at 2:27 pm
would not mind seeing him in a good ole fashioned lynching
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by brainsteez on February 7, 2013 at 3:38 pm
anyone see the typical plead for a ny team? cam to jets
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by cdm6m65 on February 7, 2013 at 8:17 pm
Aaron Rodgers has a wife and kids? Uhh, no.
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by wright82 on February 7, 2013 at 9:00 pm
hey cdm6, see how there's the word "or" in there? did you notice that? like some have wives and kids, or a lot of pressure, etc? reading, it's fun.
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