white girl = stuffed
Aside from Joe Flacco does any NFL quarterback have it better than Cam Newton right now? Sure Brady has Giselle and a new super mansion. Sure Drew Brees and Aaron Rodgers are breaking all sorts of records and racking in record contracts. But they’ve got wives to tie them down, or kids running around all over the place, or fan bases pissed at them for playoff failures. All the pressures that come with being middle aged veterans who have had a taste of success and fans up their ass and radio talk shows slamming them or off the field responsibilites. Meanwhile Cam is a single millionaire NFL QB back in college. Taking classes and going to hoops games leading the megaphone chants. Slamming coeds and hitting up keg parties and shit. 23 years old with a fat bank account and a college lifestyle. Coming off a semi-disappointing season but who the fuck cares in Carolina? It’s Carolina. Probably still riding high from his record setting rookie year. Bottom line is if you’re not jealous of Cam’s life right now you’re a delusional hater plain and simple. Winning can wait until like age 25. For now let’s focus on banging sorority sluts.