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HuffPo- New York officers released 10 pimp bylaws they seized while arresting alleged pimp Steve McDaniel and his accomplice, Sandra Russell, Patch reports. The list — reportedly prepared by 29-year-old McDaniel at his home on Long Island — is full of cringe-worthy and misspelled advice, including, “No matter how much you like or care for 1 or any of them, don’t trust none of them. (Like Scarface who do I trust?? Me that’s who..)” Suffolk County Sheriff’s deputies raided the duo’s home Tuesday and arrested them on charges that they ran a prostitution and drug ring, in which they paid hookers in heroin, The Smoking Gun reports. McDaniels allegedly sent the instructive letter to Russel, who ran the prostitution ring, according to Patch. “Defendant Russell was a master manipulator of these young women who, in exchange for their prostitution services, she provided housing, clothing, food, cell phones and what they needed most – heroin,” District Attorney Thomas Spota told the site. Both are in jail on charges of drug possession and sale, and a count of conspiracy.

Is it really that hard out there for a pimp that he couldn’t just memorize the 10 rules instead of writing them down? Sure, when you’re just coming up it helps to have a cheat sheet to try and remember the subtle complexities of the pimp game, but carrying around a piece of computer people with your secrets spelled out in Sharpie is a great way 2 let them no all you’re plans and definitely not the best way to be gucci. I could understand the need to write things down if he was trying to derive a mathematical formula to optimize his money to hoez ratio, but this isn’t the guy from A Beautiful Mind; it’s a 29 year old pimp from Long Island who has to remind himself what Scarface said about trust. Now look what you did, Steve. You were two steps ahead in the game you had everyone else playing, but now that everyone knows your secrets. It’s going to be tough 2 know whatz going on now when you’re to busy being pimped out in a cell at Riker’s Island to show off how much power you have.

PS- “Game of Hoez” needs to become a series on HBO and it needs to happen yesterday