IB Times – Pennsylvania substitute teacher Christopher Chiappetta is facing drug and other charges after he allegedly passed out while teaching an art class at a Pittsburgh-area high school after using heroin. Chiappetta, 26, was subbing for an art class at Northgate High School in Bellevue when he took a break around noon Tuesday and passed out in front of 11 students. The substitute originally told police he wasn’t under the influence of any drugs, but officers later found four bags of heroin in his pocket and marijuana in his car.
Just further proof that Bama fans and SEC fans aren’t real life. Remember that ESPN Roll Tide commercial? How it was funny because they were ending all these awkward, weird, crazy situations with Roll Tide? That’s not funny to Bama fans. That’s not quirky or ironic. That’s real fucking life.