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Not this guy but I got to imagine something exactly like this guy.

Daily Mail – An amateur stuntman has been killed after being flung from a playground roundabout he had tied to a car that was then driven away at speed. The 20-year-old, known only as Tobias, died instantly from head injuries after Sunday’s daredevil stunt went terribly wrong. With the help of three friends, he had tied himself with duct tape to the children’s ride in the south German town of Oberviehbach. His friends had then wrapped rope around the carousel and tied it to a BMW. With the stunt being filmed, the car, being driven by his best friend, then accelerated away. But the roundabout was spun with such force that the duct tape failed to hold and Tobias was thrown off. He was a member of a group named the ‘Bavarian Dumbasses’ that posted video footage of dangerous stunts on YouTube and Facebook. His father today called for the posting of such footage to be outlawed. He told the Bild newspaper: ‘Such films should be banned from the Internet. This type of thing cannot happen again.’ Police have removed the roundabout from the playground.

Guess who just hit the fucking big time?  The Bavarian Dumbassess that’s who.   Before they were just any old stunt group.  A couple of guys with a Handicam and a Facebook page who had a hard on for Johnny Knoxville and adrenaline.  Well these  Bavarian Dumbasses just pulled the most brilliant marketing ploy of all time.    How do you prove you’re legit?  Have your friend snap his neck and crack his skull open while he flies 50 feet in the air in front of a few kids playing on the slide.  Umm, sign me the fuck up for that clip.  Hard fucking core.   Couldn’t pay 10 PR firms $500K for that type of pub.

PS-  Fuck this guy’s dad.  ”These films should be banned for the Internet.   Youtube should be banned.  The police should remove the roundabout.”   Uhh or maybe your shithead kid should just not duct tape himself to things attached to BMW tires?