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Daily Mail – The long-suffering girlfriends of X-Box addicts may welcome claims from a U.S. psychologist that men who spend too much time playing video games could be doing themselves more harm than they think. Stanford University’s Professor Philip Zimbardo argues that the over-use of video games and online porn is creating a ‘generation of male misfits’, with young men developing ‘arousal addictions’ that leave them unable to function normally in the real world or develop healthy relationships. Dr Zimbardo believes men are spending too much time in isolation in the digital world, and says that lonely people die earlier, the Mercury News reports. In his book The Demise of Guys: Why Boys are Struggling and What We Can Do About It, the psychologist argues that men are growing up without the need to become ‘social animals’. ‘Guys are now spending a huge percentage of every day in a digital world; playing video games, watching porn, on YouTube, texting, watching sports – most of it alone,’ he said. As well as suggesting that people who spend long periods in isolation die earlier than those who enjoy frequent social interaction, Zimbardo believes men who spend too much time online are stunting their ability to cope with real life.

How clueless is this Zimbardo dude?   Talking about social interaction and shit like it’s 1998 or something.   Sounds like a bro who has never played Call of Duty then imaginary fucked a porn star before huh?  Seriously social interaction is so gay.   I mean why would I want to talk to a chick in real life who’s just going to ask me about my feelings and shit when I can walk around with my face buried in an iPad while some 3D broad fucks herself and tell me how bad she wants my “huge” dick?  Can you explain that to me Zimbardo?   Maybe you think spending 100 bucks on bar tabs and getting rejected is your idea of a manly Saturday night.   I think ripping a zombie Nazi’s head off with 100 rounds from a semi automatic virtual rifle then pummeling myself to ExploitedCollegeGirls is.    Agree to disagree. Don’t see me writing a book about it.

Listen Zimbardo I know you’re a Psych professor which is basically a fake degree but let me explain a little something to you called economics.  ”Competitive market.”   Chicks have been sitting pretty for thousands of centuries just resting on their laurels that we had no choice but to interact with them.  That as long as they had the power of the pussy we’d flock to them without question.  They got lazy and now the game has been flipped on its head.  You’re not the only one with a warm hole anymore sweetheart.  My Fleshlight has one too.

Plus, it’s just “leading” to the extinction of men.  Kind of like global warming this won’t affect me at all.  Maybe my great great grandkid will be an introverted little pussy because I liked porn but at least I didn’t have to deal with his cunt of a great great grandma 24/7