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Supersport – AC Milan have confirmed that Ghanaian midfielder Kevin-Prince Boateng will be out of action for up to a month due to a thigh injury. But his girlfriend has claimed his antics in bed may be the cause of his constant injury. Melissa Satta, who Kevin-Prince has been dating for a while, described their sex life and attributed that to his niggles. Melissa Satta said: “The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex 7-10 times a week” AC Milan have not commented on the matter, but they did issue a statement to validate his injury.

For all the shit I give soccer players around here you got to give respect where respect is due.  No I don’t respect their sport.  No I don’t respect them as people.  But god damnit do they crush some of the hottest ass on the planet.   I mean look at this bitch that Kevin-Prince Boateng the soccer pussy is nailing.

Fucking a bikini model so hard his thigh muscle ripped out of his leg.  10 times a week like a porn star or something.   Just slinging dick around to the point of physical injury.  Unreal.   I’ll just never understand how an entire group of athletes from a sport based on flopping around and emasculating yourself can walk off the field and stick their dick in gorgeous hard 10s.   It doesn’t make any sense.  But then again I guess that’s why chicks are impossible to understand.  One second you think they’re looking for the bad boy tough guy the next second they’re hiking their skirts up for soccer pussies.