It’s like they don’t even care that everyone knows they’re pussies.
Pretty sure that dude’s vagina got obliterated in this collision. Luckily the trainers had his gynecologist’s emergency number on speed dial. He may never be able to achieve his dream of giving birth to another ball-less wonder though.
Oh, here’s a pretty yellow card since Meryl Streep on the ground there just gave an Oscar nominated performance. Now go sit on the sidelines for a game and watch your team lose. Or win. Or neither. Because somehow a tie is an acceptable ending to a sporting event.
Soccer. Like watching a soap opera while waiting for somebody to score. Sometimes I think they only play so everyone has a reason to riot afterwards.