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Smoke Patrol Dispatch For Missouri Stair Running Girls

Lost Letterman – Missouri head football coach Gary Pinkel must be taking the Tigers’ move to the SEC very seriously. So seriously that, apparently, he feels the presence of coeds at his practices to be an unwelcome distraction for his team. Sports reporter Eric Blumberg of KOMU-TV in Columbia tweeted a photo on Wednesday morning of two women in athletic shorts and sports bras running stairs at Faurot Field. Blumberg says that a Missouri coach asked the two women to “come back later.”

I need names and Facebook links for the Missouri stair running girls by 3 PM or I swear to god I’ll burn this motherfucker to the ground. I made a promise when I took this site over that nobody runs the stairs of a college campus in sports bras and distract an entire football team’s practice without getting smoked. I intend to keep it. Smoke patrol, get on it. Tips@barstoolu.com.

Oh and Gary Pinkel get a grip bro. You play in the SEC. Going to be stone cold 10s crammed into every stadium you play in, might as well get used to it.

By kmarko posted August 9th, 2012 at 9:40 AM

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by tr1d3nt on August 9, 2012 at 10:05 am
Kmarko I'd like to discuss something else as well...amazing work with the University of Arizona smokes. I am literally livid with myself daily that I didn't go to college there. What the fuck was I thinking? Fantastic work.
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by bjoe23 on August 9, 2012 at 12:18 pm
this is an awesome blog turned into a fucking phenomenol blog because i just read two of neil's disasters directly before this one
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by Urlacher's Limp Wrist on August 9, 2012 at 5:06 pm
"Oh and Gary Pinkel get a grip bro. You play in the SEC. Going to be stone cold 10s crammed into every stadium you play in, might as well get used to it."That and they are going to have their ass handed to them by every team in the conference anyway.
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