Lost Letterman – Missouri head football coach Gary Pinkel must be taking the Tigers’ move to the SEC very seriously. So seriously that, apparently, he feels the presence of coeds at his practices to be an unwelcome distraction for his team. Sports reporter Eric Blumberg of KOMU-TV in Columbia tweeted a photo on Wednesday morning of two women in athletic shorts and sports bras running stairs at Faurot Field. Blumberg says that a Missouri coach asked the two women to “come back later.”
I need names and Facebook links for the Missouri stair running girls by 3 PM or I swear to god I’ll burn this motherfucker to the ground. I made a promise when I took this site over that nobody runs the stairs of a college campus in sports bras and distract an entire football team’s practice without getting smoked. I intend to keep it. Smoke patrol, get on it. Tips@barstoolu.com.
Oh and Gary Pinkel get a grip bro. You play in the SEC. Going to be stone cold 10s crammed into every stadium you play in, might as well get used to it.