I’m not sure I’ve ever heard of someone do less, accomplish less, and win less while being a complete certified moron idiot and still be as incredibly famous as this cocksucker Ryan Lochte. It’s kind of astonishing actually. Like I almost respect it. “The hard part was like…..memorizing the lines but then…..saying them.” The half-retarded swimmer known as Michael Phelps’ doormat is fully endorsed and starring in TV shows. Only in America.