Barstool Sports

I’m not sure I’ve ever heard of someone do less, accomplish less, and win less while being a complete certified moron idiot and still be as incredibly famous as this cocksucker Ryan Lochte.   It’s kind of astonishing actually.  Like I almost respect it.   “The hard part was like…..memorizing the lines but then…..saying them.”  The half-retarded swimmer known as Michael Phelps’ doormat is fully endorsed and starring in TV shows.  Only in America.