Barstool Sports

Time Russia Monday, June 20, 2011  – All across the poorer areas of Russia, hundreds of thousands of people are using the drug “Krokodil,” or crocodile (named for the green-scaly appearance of the user’s skin at the injection site). It consists of codeine mixed with gasoline, paint thinner, hydrochloric acid, iodine and red phosphorous. Users typically die within 3 years, but not before their flesh rots off.

God Russia is so fucking boss I can’t stand it.   Seriously all you pussy American college bros keeping living on the edge smoking your pot and eating your bath salts and shit.  Keep rolling hard on pills that make you happy and carefree like a little sissy boy.    Russia will just be over in the corner taking lines of fucking flesh eating bacteria straight to the face.   Tripping gasoline and paint thinner balls like a motherfucker.   That’s how the drug game was meant to be played.   You little bitches wake up with splitting headaches and dilated pupils and depleted serotonin and blab about how hungover you are and how crazy last night was blah blah blah.  These guys wake up with facial disfigurements and speech impediments and 50% of their skin missing and transformed into alien fungus.   Hard fucking core.