Memo to baseball players. This is how you settle a disagreement. So sick of seeing “Baseball brawl” on my Twitter and ESPN Bottom Line then rushing to my computer to watch a video of 2 teams staring each other down for 15 minutes then going back to their dugouts. Halfheartedly fake pushing through their managers arms as if they would totally start punching people, if only they weren’t being separated ya know. Gotten to the point where if someone lands a solid chest shove it’s considered an absolute bloodbath. Fuck that. Never thought I’d say this about America’s pastime, but time to take a page out of Rugby’s handbook. You got a beef with the other side? Knock people OUT.