Some self righteous douche left this parking “ticket” on my car today at Wake Forest. Originally I thought it was pretty funny, I chuckled when I read it. But then I thought to myself “what type of douche has these laying around to give out to people on campus?” Which brings me to my question, is this a funny joke “ticket” that someone just had laying around or is it some asshole prick trying to be better than everyone else? I can’t decide.
Viva la Stool, Justin
I’ve never rooted harder for someone to get hit by a car going 40 mph then run over by it than the cocksucker who wrote this homemade parking ticket. Passive/aggressive note writers are the absolute worst. Like your roommate who will smile in your face and tell you to have a nice day then you go in the kitchen and there’s a note he left saying “DON’T DRINK MY FUCKING SHIT IN THE FRIDGE YOU FUCKHEAD.” Don’t be a chick bro. Don’t leave stupid ass notes about African pygmies and shit on my windshield. Be a man and take a 9 iron and smash all my windows in then piss on the leather interior. I could appreciate that so much more.