Rasheed Suliamon (Duke Basketball Player) Apologizes for his poor Tinder game
This is the news all around Duke. Apparently Rasheed opens up the same with every girl, claiming “all he does is win.” The sorority sisters (PiPhi) found out that he uses the same lines and same game on each of them and were pissed so they started rumors about him, which he felt the need to clear up (see below).
Viva La Stool
PS- I thought you had to be smart to get into Duke, what he said literally makes no sense.
Wait did Rasheed Sulaimon really Tinder every single girl in the same sorority and open up with “All I Do Is Win”? Just went through every hot sorority slut one by one and Tindered each one All I Do Is Win? Unreal. This could be it. This could be the defining moment that makes me switch and root for Duke basketball. I mean I thought “how many pushups can you do” was genius. Doesn’t have shit on “All I Do is Win.” Short, concise, to the point. All I do is win. Let’s fuck. Of course this line works better if you don’t keep losing and getting your asses stomped all over on court storms but still. The unbridled Tinder fuck game is off the charts.