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Reader Email – Duke Sorority Girls Gang Up On Rasheed Sulaimon And Spread Mean Rumors About Him Because They Found Out He Was Using The Same Line With All Of Them On Tinder

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Rasheed Suliamon (Duke Basketball Player) Apologizes for his poor Tinder game

Hey Stool,

This is the news all around Duke. Apparently Rasheed opens up the same with every girl, claiming “all he does is win.” The sorority sisters (PiPhi) found out that he uses the same lines and same game on each of them and were pissed so they started rumors about him, which he felt the need to clear up (see below).

Viva La Stool

PS- I thought you had to be smart to get into Duke, what he said literally makes no sense.

Wait did Rasheed Sulaimon really Tinder every single girl in the same sorority and open up with “All I Do Is Win”? Just went through every hot sorority slut one by one and Tindered each one All I Do Is Win? Unreal. This could be it. This could be the defining moment that makes me switch and root for Duke basketball. I mean I thought “how many pushups can you do” was genius. Doesn’t have shit on “All I Do is Win.” Short, concise, to the point. All I do is win. Let’s fuck. Of course this line works better if you don’t keep losing and getting your asses stomped all over on court storms but still. The unbridled Tinder fuck game is off the charts.

By kmarko posted March 4th, 2013 at 11:30 AM

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by notippinpippen on March 4, 2013 at 11:33 am
"This could be the defining moment that makes me switch and root for Duke basketball." Nahhh Dukies still have the gay
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by horns on March 4, 2013 at 11:34 am
'just went through every hot sorority slut", hot girls are nonexistent at Duke
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by herbie versmells on March 4, 2013 at 11:40 am
was this really worth blogging about? duke is gay who fucking cares
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by patsdope87 on March 4, 2013 at 11:40 am
cant believe this virgin uses virgin
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by biazza38 on March 4, 2013 at 11:41 am
These chicks actually thought the basketball player was only hooking up with one chick? Wow
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by redsox3288 on March 4, 2013 at 11:41 am
His phone says hes a Virgin
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by stringer_bell on March 4, 2013 at 11:43 am
Are black people capable of composing sentences without saying "smh" or "lol"?
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by patsfan26 on March 4, 2013 at 11:47 am
Feitelberg's "how many pushups can you do" schtick is the worst part of Barstool
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by 6callersaheadofusjimmy on March 4, 2013 at 11:59 am
Not the first time some broads tried to frame an athlete at duke
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by cusejuice on March 4, 2013 at 12:48 pm
Been doing an awful lot of losing to unranked to stick with that leadoff line
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by gunner_kiel on March 4, 2013 at 1:20 pm
kid needs to sit Manti Te'o down for a quick "Social Media for D-1 Star Athletes" 101 session..
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by mdw2515 on March 4, 2013 at 3:04 pm
I fucking hate Duke and with Kelly back they are probably the best team in the country. So that sucks.
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by dblcougrhunter on March 4, 2013 at 3:18 pm
double negative bro. false lies = true. thought you were in college?
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by dhnewman on March 4, 2013 at 6:22 pm
The PS on the email was better than anything Neil blogged all year
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