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we were at the kenny chesney concert in pittsburgh on saturday. Came across this random dude, turns out he was locked out of his car…and was just kickin it in the back of his pickup truck sluggin a bottle of whiskey….after talkin with him for a lil bit we convinced him this was the best way to break into his car.

-Kenny

I’ve been to 3 country concerts.  True story.   So from first hand experience let me say this loud and clear.  If you don’t see a bald dude chugging a bottle of whiskey then slamming his face through a car’s glass window you didn’t do it right.  That’s just country concert 101.  Hottest chicks on the planet + mediocre music that you pretend to hate but actually kind of bob your head when nobody is looking + drunk bros faceplanting into glass.  Get familiar.