OTC - Uga is the William Henry Harrison of mascots, uneasy lies the head with the studded collar. Some blame inbreeding. Others blame Mark Richt. Somehow, inevitably, this will end up Mike Vick’s fault. In the meantime, golf clap. If you’ve ever wondered what Uga would look like if he was hit by a car, you have your answer. As a groomsman’s cake no less. This is the most impressive thing a Georgia Tech football fan has done since that one time in 1998 when one of them had sex in college.
Fucking South is so awesome. They care about football more than literally anything. Their wives. Their lives. Their weddings. Oh you’re supposed to have some big fancy 5 tiered cake with frosting and bells and whistles and shit? Says who? Check out this roadkill mutilated dog with his lower intestines spilling out onto the altar. Now that shit is classy. You don’t like it don’t root for UGA like a moron.
PS- Not to compliment anyone besides myself but that line about Georgia Tech fans having sex in college one time is great stuff.
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