I’ll tell you what, this fucking kid better have 194 tackles and 25 sacks this year as he leads SC* to a National Championship from all I heard about him this off season. Getting your own ESPN commercial is pretty much the icing on the cake that you need to set every defensive record in the books or it’s a bust.
Other tidbits from this week in Jadeveon Clowney…
- Colorado tried to recruit him by offering him $1 million in “Ralphie Bucks,” fake money named after their mascot.*
-He told a high school coach he can count cards in Blackjack
*no word on the exchange rate between Ralphie Bucks and Internet Dollars
* I took the U out so now everybody can stop crying about the most insignificant thing in blog history.