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E – It’s no wonder Jason London looked a little dazed and confused when he posed for his mug shot. The 40-year-old actor, who has since taken to Twitter to deny the “crap” being reported, was arrested Sunday night on suspicion of assault and disorderly conduct outside a Scottsdale, Ariz., bar after allegedly sneezing on and then slugging a fellow patron. But the fun apparently didn’t end there.

According to the police report obtained by E! News, London, showing “extreme signs of alcohol impairment,” started cursing at the paramedics who were trying to assess him for injuries after the purported altercation inside the Martini Ranch. Officer D. Ford states in the report that London tried to shove another officer, who then kneed the actor’s outer right thigh to get him to sit down. After London had ultimately refused medical treatment, Ford says that he tried to question the Dazed & Confused star, to which he replied, “Fuck you! You won’t do shit for me, you fucking hillbilly!” “I know what you fucking are! Fuck you; I want to go home!” London reportedly continued after Ford identified himself as a police officer.

Detailing their ride to the police station, Ford states that London continued to rant, asking him if he liked being a cop and, when the officer didn’t answer, saying, “Guess what, faggot? I fucking love this! I fucking own you guys so hard. I’m rich and a motherfucking famous actor! Fucking look me up, bitch!” Ford then states in the report that he “looked back at him just in time for him to lean to the left and defecate in his pants. Then [London] said, ‘I told you that I’m happy as shit!’” When he tried to question London at the stadium, Ford states, the actor flipped him off with both hands, stuck his tongue out and, asked if he understood his rights, said, “I’m a fucking movie star, I know what the fuck to do!”

Ford called London’s wife, Sophia, to inform her of her husband’s arrest, to which she replied, “I know he’s an asshole when he drinks.”

Randall Pink Floyd kind of raised a good point in the cop car.  Does this police officer know what the fuck he does and that he’s a fucking movie star?  That he’s rich and a motherfucking famous actor?  Did that faggot hillbilly look him up, bitch?   Because I feel like there are a handful of movies where the entire cast has earned permanent unlimited immunity when it comes to the law and Dazed and Confused is one of them.      Just refuse to believe this cop knew he had such a legend taking a dump in his backseat and still hauled him in to the station.    Man, it’s the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain’t that piece of paper, there’s some other choice they’re gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow.  Like, don’t sneeze on people in the bar, then proceed to punch them in the face, then verbally assault a police officer while subsequently taking a shit in his cop car.  You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N.

PS-  With a wife like Jason London’s who needs enemies right?