Hilarity ensues. We did tell him after he got all the way through it. Why would we interrupt and spoil the fun early? He was a little embarrassed but laughed it off.
Love it! Mr. Big Shot Professor just rattling off statistics from an Onion article. Guess one of his 18 degrees didn’t help his clarify between real studies and the biggest parody source on the planet. Although to be fair this dude seems more like a TA than a stuffy dickbag professor so he’s probably not too cocky on the regular. Which in a way makes this more awkward that somebody could just be this much of a flat out moron. Like this is the stuff that scares me in the world. That people exist that not only don’t know what the Onion is, but that can read an Onion article (or Barstool blog) and not pick up on the obvious blatant sarcasm and satire. If your brain is that fucked it can’t determine between basic humor and fact how can you be allowed to vote and make decisions and teach kids? Answer is you can’t.
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