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ABC – Want to be a condom tester and share your findings with the world? You may want to hop a plane to Brazil, where the non-profit group DKT International is hosting its fourth condom tester contest. Participants head to a DKT website where they note where they used the group’s low-priced, Prudence brand condoms and share their experiences with the product. The 100 best consumer stories will receive free condoms for a year. DKT hopes nontraditional marketing efforts like the condom tester program will help counter cultural stigmas against using contraception. “Contraception is more controversial than sex,” says Phil Harvey, founder and president of DKT International.

First of all a year’s supply of condoms has got to be the worst prize for anything ever.  Condoms are for virgins.  Not to mention the risk reward here is pretty fucking unbalanced.  Reward:  unlimited boxes of thick rubber sheaths that make you not feel sex.  Risk:  Aids and syphillis and death.  Cool!  Sign me up!   But what are the deets on the rest of this exactly?  Like you fly me to Brazil and hand me a rubber…then what?  Do you provide a Brazilian smoke for me to fuck?  Like Mike In Brazil quality smokes?  Are there just booty popping chicks in bikinis lined up waiting?  Because in that case it might be worth it.  If like Esperanza Gomez is chilling on a California King butt naked in the name of Prudence condoms.  I’d take a free flight to paradise for that and just whip the thing off in the middle, finish up, get DQ’ed and hit the beach with some cigars and pina coladas in a heart beat.