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Herald Sun – AN ENRAGED Jordanian MP has pulled a gun on a political opponent during a live TV debate. MP Mohammed Shawabka was debating Mansour Sayf al-Din Murad on issues including the Syrian uprising when the discussion became heated. Both men threw accusations at each other: “You’re a Mossad agent”, said one. “You’re a big crook,” said the other. Amid urgent pleas by the host to “calm down”, the MP took off his shoe and threw it at the activist, who toppled his desk in an effort to evade. The MP then pulled a silver pistol out of his waistband, waving it towards his critic.

How much better would politics be if we handled our shit like foreigners?  Instead of being all PC and kissing ass and acting nice in public Romney just pulled his $10,000 loafers off and beaned Obama in the fucking dome with it.  Just whipped a pistol out of his khakis and went ham on everybody.  That shit would be refreshing as hell.  Seriously I’m sick of all you shitheads bickering and going around in circles getting nowhere.  Chuck a shoe and shoot a motherfucker or GTFO.   That’s how we can make America as great as it needs to be.   I’m telling you Jeff Daniels may have been onto something at the beginning of that annoying ass Newsroom show.  We’re 17th in math and 40th in life expectancy and 1000000000th in armed shoe-and-fist-fights on national television.