Barstool Sports

I’ve been completely fair this Olympics.  I’ve admitted that I am officially impressed by anything I can’t do.  Like men’s gymnastics?  Yes it may be the gayest event in the history of gay but god damn do I respect the shit out of it.  No way I can do all those flips and twists and shit like they can.  Impressed.  But pole vaulting?  You just stick a pole in the ground and jump.  Can’t do that?  Not impressed.  Especially when you snap the motherfucker and break your ass all over the Olympics.  Fuck outta here with that garbage bro.  Dip into your savings and buy a pole that doesn’t snap immediately on impact.  Bush league ball.