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DM – Registered sex offenders banned from social networking websites are fighting back in the nation’s courts, successfully challenging many restrictions as infringements on free speech and their right to participate in common online discussions. The expected legal battles will face public outrage over sex crimes against individual freedom and far-reaching communication changes brought by Facebook, LinkedIn and dozens of other sites. ‘It’s going to be really, really hard, I think, to write something that will achieve the state’s purpose in protecting children online but not be restrictive enough to be unconstitutional,’ said Carolyn Atwell-Davis, director of legislative affairs at the Virginia-based National Center for Missing & Exploited Children.

Hey pedophiles, let’s get one thing straight: you ain’t doing this for the freedom of speech and the right to participate in common discussions. You’re doing it to masturbate to profile pics. And you know what’s weirder than being a pedophile? Jerking off to Facebook. I don’t care if you’re pulling it to little Timmy on the seesaw or the latest smokeshow, being turned on enough to cum to fully clothed people is a sign of certifiable insanity. It’s disgusting. Sure it’s all well and good when you’re going through the pics of Billy’s beach trip and he’s working that ass in his Swimmies while building sand castles. But what about when you click over and you get to that gross pic he put up of his buddy as a joke or the time he drank too much Juicy Juice and puked all over himself? Limp dick city. Total turn off. Go jerk off to porn like a normal human. You can have a conversation on the discussion board there with the rest of the psychopaths who comment on ATM DP videos.