There are roughly 50,000 words in today’s Wall Street Journal. None are more amazing than these 96. pic.twitter.com/LG3mCpEJOe
— Dennis K. Berman (@dkberman) May 1, 2014
Not gonna insult Larry Ellison or the phrase “power move” by using that here. This is so above and beyond a power move that it would just be lazy to use it. When you have a personal employee whose job is to follow your yacht on a powerboat and throw back the balls you missed while shooting hoops on the full court you have on the stern, you’ve already won life so hard there’s no phrase in the English language left to adequately describe it. Congrats Larry. You’re our new king. Strap Branson on to the back of that thing and take over the world whenever you please.