Probably the first soccer player I’ve ever respected. Just planting his crutches into the pitch and burying a goal then hauling ass around celebrating. Pretty cool stuff. And as cool as that is, that’s how equally embarrassing it is for that goalie who just got his shit dominated by a dude with one leg. Probably time to quit bro and try out for…whatever is pussier than soccer…does that exist? I guess the Arts & Crafts squad? Ceramics?