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NY Post - He got the girl — and he got paid! The high-school senior caught on camera locking lips with his hot-to-trot teacher won a bet with four of his buddies to see who would hook up with her first, The Post has learned. Eric Arty, 18, beat his pals — who each ponied up $100 — to win the jackpot as well as the affections of glamorous global-studies teacher Julie Warning, 26. “It was a bet with a group of his friends,” said Andrew Cabrera, a junior at Manhattan Theater Lab HS, where Warning worked until Tuesday, when she was reassigned to an administrative job.   “They gave him the $500 [pot],’’ Cabrera said, referring to Eric and the four other contenders who made their wager about three months into the school year. Their romance was first reported yesterday by The Post — which ran a front-page picture of the duo smooching Friday at Bleecker Playground in the Village. The case has been turned over to the Department of Education Special Commissioner of Investigations. Cabrera dished yesterday that Arty began the race as a long shot. “He would go after class and basically try to seduce her,’’ he said. “I don’t know if she knew [about the bet]. They were all trying to get with her. One of his [Arty’s] friends flirted with her more than anyone — I thought he would be the one, but Eric came out of nowhere and got her.”

I love the angle the Post took with this story.    ”Teacher falls prey to student’s antics.”  Like this poor old adult woman teacher and role model is a victim for being seduced by an 18 year old bro in class.  That she was tricked and manipulated into meeting up with some kid in a playground and smooching him while rubbing up on his cock a little bit.  That “smug” Eric Arty is blowing reporters off like he’s the man or something.   Umm newsflash Post, Eric Arty is the fucking man!  Look at this broad!

Absolute smoke inferno.  Throwing 99 mph heaters right down the heart of the plate.  Deserved a lot more than 400 bucks for this pull that’s for sure.  But it’s more than that.    I mean he didn’t just take down the smokebomb from Global Studies class.  He didn’t just french kiss the shit out of that dime piece on the front page of a major newspaper.  He came from way back in the power rankings and beat the odds and shoved it right in his buddies’ grill.   According to his boys this was like the Pirates winning the World Series or something (which doesn’t speak well to his other prospects post-teacher I guess but whatever).  Nothing better than the underdog getting the girl in the end.  Especially when it’s broadcast to the world that you’re a master seductive cocksman.