Love how I was over here spreading around $5 bets on Kelly Clarkson’s fat ass stomach and that cunt Madonna’s hair color while this piece of shit was winning 50 large on a fucking safety. Always nice to see everyone on the planet get lucky and rich except for you.
In related news I’m pretty sure I lost every single bet I made yesterday. Not showing Peyton Manning once? Really? Who saw that coming? And purple gatorade? Was that even an option? They even make purple Gatorade in real life?
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