MSN – Get an advanced degree in weed at Nevada’s first ‘pot college’ - The Budtender School at the Cannabis Career Institute in Nevada launched last weekend with a workshop for about 40 students. Institute founder Robert Calkin says the school is a primer for anyone who wants to get into the medical marijuana business, teaching students how to grow marijuana legally and bake it into brownies, cookies and cakes. Calkin says a successful dispensary can make $250,000 a year and up to $10,000 a day, which definitely justifies the $249 cost of the daylong seminar.
So CCI Nevada loaded up on extra servers and web support and IT guys and shit right? I mean you think Barstool crashes frequently. Just wait for this online article to circulate. Probably get 1 billion applications in the first week. Weed College. Might be pretty desirable.
It’s college but without all the shitty parts like class and boring homework and being not high at all times. I mean they say college is the best 4 years of your life right? But don’t 12 grueling hours of class a week kind of get in the way of that? Just eliminate that shit and spend all your time practicing weed horticulture. Get in the bakery and whip up a dessert with enough THC to turn life into a Dali painting. Pot croissants and shit. Go stoned Ace Of Cakes all over that bitch. Instead of calc and lit learn how to create some sort of hybrid. A cross of bluegrass, kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent, and northern california sensemilia. Play 36 holes on it in the afternoon then take it home that night and get stoned to the bejeezus-belt.
Best part is you’re all lined up for a career at the end of it too. While your buddies are wondering what to do with their $200K+ diploma in a shit job market just slap the open sign on your dispensary, blaze up, and watch the $10K a day pour in.