Yahoo - Two passengers suffered minor injuries from needles found in the meat of sandwiches served aboard four Delta Air Lines flights from Amsterdam to the United States Sunday, federal officials report. And the FBI is now investigating those incidents. The sandwiches were served to business class passengers, crew members and government employees flying from Amsterdam to the United States. At least one batch of 17 sandwiches appeared to be made by a U.S. company based at Amsterdam’s Schiphol airport. Two passengers aboard the flight found needles in their sandwiches, officials confirmed. The sandwiches were turned over by Delta to Customs and Border Patrol. Two passengers sustained minor injuries after biting into the sandwiches and CBP officials found a third needle after confiscating the sandwiches, according to an official report.
Hmm flights out of Amsterdam with mispackaged food supplies as if someone were spaced out of something, wonder what could have happened?
Seriously no shit these sandwiches were packed with needles on the flights out of Amsterdam. 10000% chance the flight attendants or airline employees in charge of making them were baked out of their fucking minds. I mean it’s Amsterdam. What else do you do there? Look at the sights? Go to the wax museum? Take a boat tour down the river? Yes but you do all that shit stoned to the max. It’s literally the only reason you go there. Smoke weed. Weed for breakfast lunch dinner and midnight snack. Weed cupcakes and brownies in the coffee shops. Weed coffee in the coffee shops. I mean it’s not like I’m trying to be a hard ass or something it’s just how it works. Bottom line is if you’re shocked your Amsterdam flight had messed up sandwiches you didn’t do Amsterdam right. Plus it only happened to the 1% dickheads in business class so haha choke on AIDS needles you rich fucks!